anyway, i was thinking about season 3 and theres one bit i remember i loved, so i thought id share...
Denny Crane: He comes in. I can't fly!
Alan Shore: You're just discovering this?
Denny Crane: Bella and I were headed for Hawaii, I got detained at the airport, they wouldn't let me board!
Alan Shore: Why?
Denny Crane: According to their records I'm a terrorist.
Alan Shore: What?
Denny Crane: That's what they said. A terrorist. Now, Bella's in Hawaii and I'm not. Alan, you've gotta help me.
Alan Shore: Okay.
Denny Crane: Nobody gets away with calling Denny Crane a terrorist.
Alan Shore: What would you like me to do?
Denny Crane: Perfect world? We blow 'em up.
Alan Shore: Short of that?
Denny Crane: Sleep with their wives.
Alan Shore: You can do better.
Denny Crane: Daughters?
Alan Shore: Denny, you're an American! What does any true red-white-and-blue American do when he's been
wronged? Or even slightly put out for that matter?
Denny Crane: He looks at Alan for a moment. We sue! Alan nods affirmatively.